Pregnancy Rules Reinstated

Every time I've been pregnant, I've had to initiate special rules so that I am able to survive (somewhat) during my morning sickness.  Here's the general idea:

• The use of words describing a food's texture is strictly forbidden, especially words like chunky, gooey, and creamy.
• The television must be muted during commercials so that I don't have to hear lame spokespeople describing how wonderful their food tastes to me.
• Brandon has to keep his teeth brushed if he wants me to kiss him at all, and he is not allowed to breathe on me.
• If I have any sort of traumatizing experience with potty training the kids, I am allowed to take the rest of the day to lay on the couch to recover.
• Even if there are no traumatizing experiences, I am still allowed to chill on the couch and read to the kids or let them watch more tv/movies than usual.

So, if you come over to our house any time in the next 8 weeks (give or take 3 weeks), don't judge me because of all of this craziness.